Stench Transfer System, Revenge of the Skunk

My roommate, who hasn't showered in a month, somehow acquired a Stench Transfer System.

From that day on, my entire body began to reek like a mountain of rotting industrial waste.

My roommate, Skylar Vance, started shamelessly gorging on fermented fish, pungent blue cheese, and expired canned meats.

Meanwhile, no matter where I went, I couldn't escape the foul odor that should have been coming from her.

My boyfriend called me disgusting, screaming that I smelled like I spent my days rolling