Taste Testing for My Husband’s Secretary

On our wedding anniversary, my husband, Ethan Pascal, who had never bothered to cook, made a table full of dishes for me.

With every bite I took, he would ask for feedback and note it down attentively.

At one point, Ethan went to the bedroom to answer a phone call from his assistant, Cecil Greene.

Meanwhile, I grabbed the notebook he had left behind on the table. It contained countless details that had nothing to do with me at all.

[The green beans are a bit undercooked - Cecil won't like them.]