The 3 AM Freeloader Notice: Why You Don’t Mess with a Certified Psycho

At three in the morning, a bizarre "freeloader notice" popped up in our building’s HOA group chat.

[Due to my elderly mother’s advanced age, and to provide her with a comfortable retirement environment, I am officially issuing a freeloader notice to all neighbors. The requirements are as follows:]

[First, you must provide the master bedroom. You will pay me a $100 daily allowance for her care, and all meals must be cooked to a Michelin-star standard. No exceptions!]

[Second, my mother needs absolute silence when she sleeps.