The $88,000 Corporate Mascot: Getting Paid to Do Absolutely Nothing

I am my company’s "lucky charm," the boss's ultimate talisman.

To keep me around, the boss tried to seduce me with his looks. When that failed, he offered me a monthly salary of $88,000.

I didn't have to do any actual work. My everyday routine was just slacking off and getting paid for it.

Half a year later, the boss had a whirlwind wedding, and his new wife was helicoptered in as the Executive Vice President.

Seeing how much free time I had, and finding out her husband used to aggressively pursue me, she decided to kick me out while he was away on a business trip.