The Audience of One

The day my boyfriend complained about me to my best friend for the fifty-fifth time, I read through their entire chat history.

"I stayed up all night gaming with her, and today I forgot to go with her to try on wedding dresses. Now she's crying and throwing a fit. So annoying!"

"She dresses like a middle schooler. It's so ugly."

"She's a grown adult, is it really that hard for her to call an Uber in the rain? She insisted I come pick her up. So dramatic!"

After every single complaint, my best friend replied with a cute, sympathetic meme.