The Big Buyout

My boyfriend thought my breasts were too big.

He gave me $70,000 to get a breast reduction surgery.

Right then, a mysterious person suddenly transferred $700,000 to my account.

The memo read: "Don't listen to him."

I gripped my phone and secretly texted my boyfriend's best friend: "If you want me to listen to you, just sending money isn't enough."

He replied at lightning speed: "What are you talking about? I don't understand."

Me: "Never mind then, I'm heading to the hospital."

He panicked just as I expected: "What else do you want?"

"Are you 7 inches?"

"I'm 24 years old."