The Butler Is Forcing My Son To Marry His Daughter

Our butler, Cal Pinkham, was determined to marry his daughter off to some rich young heir and have him take her family name.

So, when my nearsighted son, Christopher Settle, who was working on his PhD, accidentally glanced at his daughter one too many times, Cal somehow convinced himself that Christopher had fallen for her.

His daughter was forty, unemployed, and still needed her food blown cool and spoon-fed to her at meals. Even so, Cal kept trying to parade her in front of me like a prize whenever the opportunity presented itself.