The Day the Office Talked Back and I Snapped

Even though it's the New Year holidays, I'm still cooped up in the company while churning out the paperwork needed for the company's listing process.

That's when my keyboard suddenly types a paragraph on its own.

"Stop working already! Your boss is about to fire you, and yet you're still slaving away for his sake!"

I'm stunned by the information I see. The keyboard goes on typing, "He said you only have a bachelor's degree. If not for the fact that you're a walking lucky charm, you wouldn't have gotten into this company in the first place!