The Foreigner's Wife, Labor Day Lie

On Labor Day I was pulling overtime at the office when my buddy, who works at a hospital, dropped a piece of gossip into our group chat.

“These young couples really don't know when to stop.”

“Eight months pregnant and still going at it rough―she nearly lost the baby!”

I was never one to skip a good story, so I typed back, “Who knows? Maybe that's their kind of fun!”

A few seconds later, my buddy messaged me privately. “Hey, Zane... this woman kind of looks like your wife.”

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