The Genius Bomb Squad Heroine vs. The Hollywood Diva

Hailed as a "Genius Bomb Technician," I accidentally stumbled onto the set of a live-streamed reality show and was mocked by various celebrities for supposedly being desperate for fame.

I offered a shy, toothy smile:

"Should I leave then?"

"Doesn't matter to me. The bomb will explode anyway."

Heavily armed tactical units rushed in frantically:

"Priority one: Protect the nation's top bomb disposal expert!"