The Million-Dollar Mission

I became the laughingstock of the entire school after I was soundly rejected by both the school bully and the school heartthrob.

However, little did they know that I was only humiliating myself for the sake of a mission. After all, why would I say no to a mission like that when I would earn a reward of one million dollars from the system?

That very night, I sent a love letter I had copied off the internet to the entire student body.

Both the jock and the school heartthrob were shocked when they found out.