The Secret Vasectomy, Flight to London

My wife and I were in a terrible car accident.

While I was recovering in the hospital, I accidentally overheard her talking to the doctor.

"Find a chance to give my husband a secret vasectomy," she whispered. "Make sure he stays impotent, too."

She turned and gave a sweet smile to the man holding her.

"Don't worry, Landon," she said. "He won't have any children with me."

"I'm already carrying your baby. Our child will be the sole heir to both the Turner and the Sterling fortunes."

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