The Sister Who Laughed at Funerals

My sister has a habit of making jokes at the worst possible times.

When someone dies, she congratulates the family.

"This is a great thing! Now your family has personal connections on the other side!"

When someone loses a limb in an accident, she claps and cheers.

"How lucky! Now your pedicures will be half-price!"

I tried to tell my sister to tone it down, but my mother slapped me across the face.

"They say an older sister should be like a mother, which means you take care of her. I'm not