The Titans Most Valuable Investment

My roommate hurled her old smartphone onto my bed with an exaggerated huff.

She announced that her thirty-five-year-old online fling was getting on her last nerve. Not only did he demand daily vocabulary quizzes and reading summaries from her, but he also had the audacity to lecture her about going to clubs on the weekends.

To her, it was just a casual online game. But his controlling nature, she complained, was suffocatingly paternal.