Tied to You: The Delivery Mix-Up with My Dentist Crush

To bathe my pet, I was influenced into buying a "Couples' Bathroom Suction Cup Wristband."

But the package left at my door was mistakenly taken by my crush, the dentist next door.

While walking the dog, I discussed the "wonders" of the wristband with an innocent college boy. When I got back, my neighbor backed me into a corner.

"Who did you use it with?

"If it could be just anyone, then why didn't you choose me?"