Wrong Group Chat: My Wife's Lover Fired Me

The first thing I do after getting off the plane is to text my wife, Ella Spencer, that I'm safe and sound.

Since I'm too eager to send the text, I end up sending the text to my work group chat. Before I can delete the message, the new HR employee, Dexter Brooks, suddenly calls me on the phone.

"You're fired."

I question him immediately, "All I did was text the wrong group chat! How does that warrant a dismissal?"

Dexter shouts at me immediately, "How dare you send such lovey-dovey messages on the company's group chat! I will not tolerate this behavior in my company!"